David Archuleta ....."Archupedia"!

Found this Archupedia site and could not resist posting these for all of our enjoyment!  David Archuleta is busy preparing his new album and while we wait we are searching for anything about him new, old, or something funny just to keep him in our thoughts.  The following will surely tickle your funny bone and heart!

Random ArfchuFact:  Whenever David Archuleta goes for a swim, dolphins appear!

Random ArchuFact:   David Archuleta can toast a marshmallow by simply looking at it.

Random ArchuFact:   Every time David Archuleta sings, an angel  gets it's wings.

Random ArchuFact:   Coke had to change their slogan, they found that David Archuleta was the "real thing".

Random ArchuFact:   David Archuleta doesn't bowl strikes.  He just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

Random ArchuFact:   David Archuleta doesn't exactly write music.  The notes and lyrics assemble themselves in awe.

Random ArchuFact:   4 out of 5 doctors recommend David Archuleta to cure what ails you.

Random ArchuFact:   Staring at David Archuleta for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindness.

Random ArchuFact:   David Archuleta proves that there is indeed heaven on earth.

Random ArchuFact:   The moon does not shine as brightly as the Archuglow.

Random ArchuFact:   David Archuleta is better than crazy glue.  He bonds and holds people and things without contact.

Random ArchuFact:   Superman wears David Archuleta pajamas.

Random ArchuFact:   Remember when David Archuleta wasn't so popular and awesome?  Me neither.

Random ArchuFact:   When there's a fire, you stop, drop, and roll.  When there's a David Archuleta, you stop, thud, and die.